How to Track 50% HST in QBO

This much is true: If you’re an entrepreneur, you have expenses. And if you incur those expenses in order to get more business, then those expenses are tax-deductible.

However, in their infinite wisdom, the kind folk over at CRA (Canada Revenue Agency) have determined to make Meals and Entertainment expenses only 50% deductible. Their logic, as I understand it, goes like this. If you take a client to a nice restaurant, the pleasure they derive from that fine meal is fully deductible. Your portion of the culinary treat, on the other hand, is on your own dime.

Hence the 50% deduction. And that’s the bad news.

The even worse news, though, applies to those that are GST/HST registered. CRA, driving the point to its logical conclusion, goes on to say that you can only claim 50% of the tax on that meal. Yes, you read right. When it comes to meals and expenses, you cannot claim the full GST or HST amount.

And so, in order to stay compliant with CRA’s rules and regs, this means you’ll have to set up a special sales tax in QuickBooks Online (QBO) that captures only 50% of the total tax amount.

Here’s how to do it.

Step 1:  With QBO running, click on Sales Taxes (in the left-hand Navigation Bar).

Then, in the Sales Tax window (below), click on Add tax.

 

Step 2: In the Add tax window, select Tax rate

Setting it all up is actually quite easy. Just keep in mind that, in order for QBO to properly calculate the tax amount, you’ll need to set up two taxes, each of them for 50% of the actual tax paid. The first tax you set up will track the amount of HST you’re entitled to receive as a refund (CRA calls it Input Tax Credit). The other tax you set up will treat the non-deductible portion as an expense

Also note, in this example, the assumption is your business is in Ontario and is therefore subject to 13% HST.

Okay? Great! Let’s move on.

Step 3: In the Add tax window (from Step 2) enter a tax name and description for the refundable portion of tax. Note we’re using M as the Tax name. “M”, for meals obviously.

Next, select Receiver General as the tax agency.

Now, click the Purchases checkbox, enter 6.5% as the tax rate, and select Liability as the type of account. Then, in the Show tax amount on return line field, choose Input tax credit (ITCs). 

Now click Save to close the window and proceed to the next step.

 

 

 

 

 

Step 4: Repeat Steps 1 and 2 and QBO will bring you back to the Add tax window. And this time you will set up the non-refundable portion of the HST amount.

As in Step 3, enter a Tax name (in this example “M Exp” which is an abbreviation for Meal Expense) and then enter a description. Once again choose Receiver General, click the Purchases checkbox, and enter 6.5% as the tax rate. This time though, in the Account field, choose Expense. Finally, click Save.

 

 

 

 

 

Step 5: In this last step, you need to group the two taxes that you set up in Steps 3 and 4. To do that, as explained in Step 1, click Add tax, and then select Group rate.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Enter a name and description, such as 50% HST, for the grouped tax, and then choose the two tax rates that you created in Steps 3 and 4. Make sure to select Net amount for each of the tax rates. Click Save and you’re done,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To use your new sales tax rate–in an Expense form for example–just select it in the sales tax field. In this example, we have a restaurant receipt for $113 which includes $13 HST.

 

In this window you can clearly see the background journal entry confirming that QuickBooks is treating 50% of the total HST as a refundable amount, with the other 50% going to an expense account. Which will make the kind folk over at CRA nod in admiration of your efficient bookkeeping practices.

 

 

What a Dumb Accountant Learned About Branding

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It’s 4:45 AM. I’m sitting here, not far from my gate, inside the restricted boarding area of the Winnipeg airport, where there happens to be a Starbucks.

The airport is quiet, the Starbucks even more so. I’m lounging in a comfortable corner, and there’s Dylan—a more obscure, less recognizable version of Dylan—coming over the loudspeakers.

The music at Starbucks is always soft, usually tender—a catalyst for quiet reflection. For some reason, the white noise in the background only adds to, never diminishes from, the mood. I can hear the subtle bustle of the servers brewing a cappuccino, they’re talking, softly to each other, and to their customers. The whole thing makes for a pleasant experience. A curious one too, because today’s visit makes me realize that this is why I come to Starbucks. Not for the coffee. Not really. More so for the atmosphere, essentially for the mood, and especially for the music.

And even if it is, for me, about that wonderful background music, the funny thing is, as a music lover, most of the time, Starbucks is playing stuff I don’t know. I seldom recognize the artists; I rarely clue in to the music that’s playing. And I don’t want to know either. It’s as though the enigmatic nature of the music just adds to the magic of the experience. There are times, you know, when one should simply not pursue the ingredients of a perfect moment.

Starbucks, wherever I happen to be, and especially early in the morning, is a place I seek out—a relaxing place. A place that invokes memories of, well, other Starbucks. Like the one on King Street West, in Toronto; a location tailor-made for Flipboarding and people-watching, on a really rainy, really early, quiet morning.

That’s why I go to Starbucks. It’s a known entity. The environment is comfortable, the coffee consistent, and the staff helpful and pleasant.

Then it hits me. That word, that awkward word, the one that I, a clueless accountant, could never truly understand. That word that sounds oh-so-trendy, and so impossibly clichéd. That word that all the consultants and marketers use. That marketing term they called “branding”.

Is my Starbucks experience a result of branding ? Setting expectations, establishing a predictable, consistent message. Creating a mood. Is that what branding is all about?

It’s about Identity, isn’t it? Corporate identity. One that’s authentic and meaningful. That’s what it is, isn’t it?

Then I shake my head. Why didn’t they just use that word—Identity? Everyone, even dumb accountants like me, understands that word.

And then I shrug. I lean back a little more, and listen to the music at the Starbucks inside this quiet Winnipeg airport. And I go back to Flipboard. Sometimes, some things are better left un-pursued.

Shareholder Woes

So you just incorporated your business? Congratulations!

As you might already know, there are a number of advantages to incorporating a business (and if you’d like to know more about those advantages, click this blog post for a brief explanation).

If, prior to incorporating, you were operating a proprietorship  (just a fancy name for an unincorporated business) you might remember that any personal cash you withdrew (or advanced) to your business was treated as a draw or a contribution, and that those funds really had no impact on your bottom line.

With a proprietorship, your business income is effectively included on your personal tax return and, provided you’re paying tax on that income, CRA generally won’t kick up a fuss as to the amount you’re withdrawing from your business.

Knowing how a proprietorship works, the temptation, for many recently-incorporated business owners (let’s call them shareholders), is to continue to withdraw (or contribute funds) through their corporation’s bank account, to continue to ignore the actual balance of the draws and contributions, and to record every “in and out” in a Shareholder Loan account. In other words, shareholders will often lend money to their corporation—crediting that Shareholder Loan account—and when they themselves need cash,  they’ll just “borrow” it from the corporation—this time debiting that Shareholder Loan account.

And that’s where things can get ugly.

Unbeknownst to most shareholders, unlike a proprietorship, CRA views an individual and a corporation as two distinct and separate taxpayers. And as such, CRA takes a very different, very narrow, perspective on what a shareholder can and cannot do via a Shareholder Loan account. Though CRA’s rules can be somewhat arcane, here are some important principles to keep in mind.

  • While a shareholder can “borrow” money from their corporation, it’s crucial to know that CRA has specific rules that address not only time-limits, but also the allowable purpose of those shareholder loans. And there have been countless instances of shareholders, unaware of CRA’s regulations, finding themselves on the receiving end of very severe (and very expensive) penalties.
  • Because CRA views a shareholder and a corporation as two distinct taxpayers, any amount a shareholder regularly receives from her corporation should usually, in one way or other, be treated as taxable income by the shareholder.
  • The balance, not to mention the series of transactions that contribute to the balance, of the Shareholder Loan account cannot be left unattended and ignored.
  • If a shareholder inadvertently expenses personal amounts in her corporation’s books and, if CRA—via an audit—discovers the error, CRA might, regardless of the Shareholder Loan balance, impose tax on both the shareholder and the corporation.

Though there are exceptions to the rules mentioned above, those exceptions, (like the rules themselves) are somewhat complicated. As such, whether you are now (or about to become) incorporated, we strongly recommend that you get in touch with us so that we can discuss CRA’s rules regarding Shareholder Loans.

Sunny Days; Sunny Ways

My friend, Carmin, he’s pretty good with a camera. The man, I tell you, has one helluva eye.

Given that we’ve known each other since the days of dinky toys and jet ice cream bars, we have, over the years, embarked on a number of pursuits. Some worthwhile; others perhaps of the foolhardy kind.

Long story short, we decided to, once again, collaborate on a trial project. The goal being to put words and images together.

Here’s our first attempt. Thought I’d share it with you.



Parliament

I can’t remember who it was, Maria maybe, that raised the question.

We were here, mere steps from Parliament Hill, surrounded by a sea of humanity, a never-ending crowd—young, old and in between—almost everyone dressed in red, or white, almost all of them expectant, celebrating, waiting for the Canada Day festivities to begin. And Maria poses the question.

“What makes us Canadian?”

Actually it wasn’t Maria asking the question. She was just relaying it. Explaining how that very question was asked of her by a puzzled European, one who couldn’t quite understand the mix and makeup of Canada, and of Canadians.

“How are you a Canadian?” This man from Italy asked her, “What national trait defines you?”

And we stood there, listening. And we shrugged. Then we offered the stereotypical reply, the one that pointedly maps out who are by explaining who we’re not. “We’re not like Americans are,” Someone suggested.

Yes that much is true, we’re not like them. We don’t broadcast our nationality, we don’t wear it on our sleeve (except maybe during Olympics hockey). No, no, we’re quieter than our neighbours to the south, more subdued. And yeah, yeah, we’re polite. And contrite. Painfully so. Like that time, visiting a friend, and I absentmindedly walk into his coffee table, bashing my shin. And my friend says, “Oh, sorry!” Sure, because it’s his fault I wasn’t paying attention. It’s his fault the coffee table was in my way, just a few inches from his sofa.

But you know what? Whatever we are, whatever it is that defines us, we are all of us out here, in Ottawa, in the tens of thousands; all of us out here, celebrating Canada’s 149th birthday.

The noon hour approaches and the crowd builds, more and more of us—more and more of these ill-understood and ill-defined Canadians—making our way to Parliament Hill, and then standing patiently, joking, chatting. And waiting.

Taking it all in, I’m reminded of something. Star Trek. The USS Enterprise and its crew. Romulans and Vulcans and Humans (of course). They all look so different, they all sound so different. And they all pull together, work together, in order to… well, you know how it goes. You know what it is that Captain Kirk (played by a Canadian) says at the start of every episode.

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A buzz builds, a cheer goes up, flags wave more enthusiastically. Our fresh-faced PM, Trudeau fils, has arrived. He’s a people person this Trudeau. He’s got the common touch. Watching the large monitors, I can see it. People lean forward, hoping to get a glimpse, they hold out their hands, hoping to shake his. People adore him, this Justin Trudeau. And they love Sophie, his self-made and elegant wife.

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I glance at the crowd. It’s a feel-good moment. All these people, of all stripes, lined as far as I can see, stretching east and west along Wellington Street, spreading south all the way down la Rue Metcalfe.

And I brew about that European. Maybe he had it wrong. Maybe it’s our diversity, rather than our cultural uniformity, that marks us as Canadians. Maybe we’re just like the USS Enterprise. We all look different? We all sound different? Who cares? Different is good. Different is dramatic. Because… who wants to eat vanilla ice cream every day?

So, we make it work. We make the nation and the nation makes us. Sometimes the work comes easily. Sometimes not so much.

There’s more electricity in the air. Something’s happening. I glance left, then right. A finger points up, toward the sky. I’m surprised to see the finger is mine. Excitedly pointing at the smoke trails, heading toward us. The Snowbirds, coming in fast.

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They swoop in from the east, nine of them, quietly, at first. They’re so close, how do they fly so bloody close? One plane looks different, out of proportion. Only when they’re overhead, no longer quiet, I see it’s a CF18. It’s so much larger, so much more menacing, than those sleek, almost-dainty Canadair jets used by the Snowbirds. And it’s chasing them down, right on their tail, like the venomous hornet that it is, imposing its presence on those little planes that are, (sing it) turning into butterflies above our nation.

With a loud roar, they disappear, off to our left. But we’re not fooled, we watch the skies. We know they’ll be back.

And so they are, soaring in overhead. The Hornet’s absent now–hunting other prey?–and the Snowbirds make a long lazy arc right in front of us. Glorious, oh so glorious.

Oh look! The Governor General is here! He arrives in style, in a horse-drawn carriage. And then an elder appears. He performs an Indigenous, spiritual ceremony—a smudging—that sees the PM and other invited dignitaries take part in a purifying, cleansing smoke bath. And my mind drifts back on that one time I was fortunate enough to experience the very same thing. A smudging is a truly touching ceremony.

And then a cannon fires, frightening the crowd. A salute! Twenty-one guns? I don’t know, but there were many. And then the anthem is sung. And once again the crowd roars. And, one more time, the Snowbirds swoop in. They arrive from over the Peace Tower this time, and then up, straight up, into the sky. And then they break off, each one falling away, backward, as though gravity told them, no more.

 

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Then they hightail it out of there, screaming across the sky, disappearing for good.

Everyone’s thrilled. Everyone’s happy. Everyone, in their own way, is having a good time.

And that European’s question stays with me still. Look it, I finally decide, maybe there’s no need to define a Canadian. Maybe there’s no need to mandate what makes a Canadian a Canadian. Because, I decide, looking out at the throng on Parliament Hill, maybe it actually is—like so many, including Trudeau père, had always suggested—maybe it is a mosaic thing. Maybe there’s a piece of Canada inside each of us. And inside each of us, that piece is just a little bit different. Maybe we all interpret that piece differently, we all perceive it in our own unique way.

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And when we come together, on a day like this, we all make our contribution, join our unique piece to everyone else’s. And together, in our own way, we make a nation.

Is that how it all works? Who knows? It’s good enough for me though.

And besides, it’s Canada Day, it’s sunny, and it’s hot.

“C’mon,” Someone suggests, “Let’s go get a beer.”

Pay Me Now, Or Pay Me (A Whole Bunch More) Later

CurrencyTo the casual observer, our friends over at the Canada Revenue Agency (CRA) sometimes make head-scratching policy decisions. Just one example of CRA’s puzzling policy deals with deadlines for small business corporations. Were one to look it up, one would discover that a small corporation has six months from fiscal year-end to file a corporate tax return. So you’d probably understand how a business owner would automatically put that year-end task on the back-burner. And you’d also excuse her or him for thinking that they’ve got CRA covered, as long as the tax return is filed within six months.

Imagine their surprise then when CRA’s assessment includes an interest charge. Why is there interest if the tax return is filed on time? Because there’s a second component to that “six-month” rule. An important clause that says; even though the return is due six months after year-end, the actual tax is payable within no more than three months. So, our fictitious business owner isn’t onside at all. Yes, the tax return was filed on time, but the tax payment was late. Hence the interest charge.

Yeah, I know head-scratching.

To make matters worse, if that same business owner owes more than $3,000 in income tax (or HST for that matter), then CRA further requires the corporation to estimate and remit, every three months, an amount owing for next year’s tax too. Those prepayments are called quarterly instalments and if the business owner forgets to pay up, and if there is tax due next year, then CRA will once again assess an interest charge.

And what’s even more head-scratching for most business owners is that CRA won’t automatically send out a notice, or a reminder, that those instalments are due. In other words, the onus is on the business owner to verify, calculate and remit payments as required, and at the right time.

And, given that most business owners are much too busy thinking about other things; sales & marketing, product development, staffing, overhead and expenses (you know, the not-so-mundane stuff), it’s not uncommon to see an HST or income tax instalment go unpaid. Or sometimes get overpaid.

What this all mean is, in today’s increasingly complex world, business owners need more than a once-a-year-accountant. They need someone who will keep track of these things. Someone who will keep them onside, and on the right side of the tax and instalment game. In today’s world, business owners need an on-going relationship and a reliable service from a trusted advisor.

And we’ve got just such a service. One that we’re calling Concierge. And with our concierge offering, among all the other services it offers, it also makes sure that you pay CRA the right amount right now. Rather than a whole bunch more later.

Eggs and Baskets

Eggs and basketI was chatting with my young son, a millennial you see.
He’s telling me how different things are for people his age.
He’s saying; even though there’s no shortage of part-time work, that good jobs—real jobs—are hard to come by.  And those part-time gigs, most of them are menial, low paying positions.

It reminded me of a conference I attended, earlier this year. One of the themes dealt with something called, Millennials in the Workplace. It surprised me to learn that the number of self-employed millennials is, compared to previous generations, uncharacteristically high. I also learned that the reason so many millennials are self-employed is that there’s no other choice. In other words, the job market is bad, so bad that these kids have to carve out a living in some other way. Via-self employment.

But you know what?
In my mind, that’s not a bad thing.
And the reason it’s not a bad thing has to do with eggs and baskets.

When it comes to saving and investing—when it comes to money—who hasn’t heard that age-old maxim, “Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.”

Years ago, I had the brilliant, or so I thought, idea of investing in nothing but bank stocks. My rationale? Great dividend, stable client base, well-managed businesses… What on earth could be wrong with that strategy?
I remember bringing up my idea with a couple of high-powered advisors—one of them a well-known investment journalist.

I still remember one fellow’s (a stock analyst) harsh reply, “You’ll get killed.”
The other guy, the journalist, was somewhat kinder—more gentle.  Shaking his head, he said, “You need to diversify. You just don’t put all your eggs in one basket.”

History, by the way, has proven that those investment know-it-alls knew their stuff. It wouldn’t have been, to put it mildly, a brilliant move.

So yeah, keep your financial eggs in multiple baskets. Wise words. Words I heed to this day.

And yet, and yet. When it comes to careers, why do so many of us want one single job? Talk about eggs in one basket. If you have one employer, you have one source of income. If you lose that employment position, you have zero sources of income. You’re on your own. With no eggs; no basket.

Contrast that to someone—a consultant or a carpenter say—who has three, four, ten clients. One client disappears and, unpleasant as that might be, they’re at least not left standing there. Holding an empty basket. No eggs.

So maybe, just maybe, millennials, whether by fate or by design, are actually onto something. Maybe, with their multiple revenue streams, they’ll have at least one or two eggs. Maybe they can scramble them, boil them, fry them. And naybe, hopefully, they, at least, won’t go hungry.

Alive and Well

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Thanks to the good folks at Invest Ottawa, who host my small business seminars, I am lucky enough to get a front row seat to this town’s entrepreneurial spirit.

What I mean is I deliver, roughly every quarter, two information sessions. One, called Cash Rules, illustrates the importance of proper capitalization and cash flow management. The other, named Cloud VS Desktop, discusses the various billing and accounting software tools available to today’s entrepreneur.

Just yesterday we delivered another round of these sessions. And from the people in attendance–people running brand-new businesses, people about to launch their businesses and people doing their due diligence, researching their planned businesses–the state of entrepreneurship is indeed a healthy one. It’s strong. It’s blossoming. And–to my eyes–that is an encouraging sign. We need entrepreneurship. We need dreamers and risk-takers and people who are willing to follow through on the What If’s.

And so let me just take a moment to wish all those newly-minted entrepreneurs in attendance yesterday the best of luck in their ventures. It will be a challenge, I’m sure. But I’m equally sure it will be a wonderful learning experience, a ready and steady growth path and, best of all, one hell of a blast!

Oh and, if you’d like to learn more about my information sessions, just click here.

 

Tax Tips Made Fun

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This is cool.

The folk over at Freshbooks just put up a page. One that helps small business owners get ready for tax time. Updated regularly, their webpage, amusingly called Tax Time Learnatorium, serves up practical advice on everything from finding a good accountant to making sure you’ve got all your stuff ready.

And, unlike most tax-advice sites, the Freshbooks website is anything but boring. There’s some kick-in-the-butt motivational pep-talk, there’s some get-your-act-in-gear music riffs; there’s a ton of stuff! All of it hip, fun and cool.

But what else would you expect from Freshbooks? It’s the company I like to call “the surfer dudes of accounting.”

So if you’re lolly-gagging around your tax return. Check out Tax Time Learnatorium. ‘Cause, you know, those surfer dudes can make anything seem like fun.

 

Big Tax

BigTaxEventI just got back. From something called The Big Tax Event. Sponsored by Intuit Canada, it was like a numerical Woodstock; three days of financial frolicking and a peaceful love of number-crunching.

I was there to train accountants and tax-preparers on Intuit’s ProFile tax software. That was on Day 1. But Day 2, though, well Day 2 saw me sitting in the crowd, learning from some very heavy-hitters. Advanced tax professionals talking about advanced tax stuff.

You’re probably shaking your head, wondering why anyone would enjoy something like that.

And if that’s what you’re thinking, well that’s okay. Like I mentioned elsewhere on this site, it’s all because you don’t have the T gene.  And T” stands for tax. Just about every accountant, you know, has the T gene.

If you’re an entrepreneur, or a manager, or if you’re self-employed in sales and marketing, then you don’t have the T gene. But you don’t need it–don’t need the T gene at all. Just make sure you’ve got someone on your team that does, and you’ll be fine. Because, if there’s one The Big Tax Event reinforced. it’s that tax is complicated. It’s tricky.

But there was other stuff happening at that Big Tax Event. Cool stuff, interesting stuff. All of it designed to making your professional life–at least from a numbers perspective–a little easier, a little less complicated, and a lot more efficient.

Stuff like QuickBooks Online–a cloud program that lets you do every day stuff, like send an invoice, from any web-enabled computer, or just about any mobile device. There were other cool folk there too. Like Receipt Bank and HubDoc. Think of them as your own personal automated financial assistants that take over that tedious task of data entry. These apps will track your costs, your business expenses, your receipts–all without you needing to lift a finger. Well, just about.

Method CRM was there too. Contact management; calendar sharing; relationship building. Keeping your customers happy. That’s the kind of stuff Method CRM does.

And I’m only describing the folk I stopped to talk to. Yeah, there were other software vendors there. And I’m sorry I didn’t have time to approach them all.

Why not?

Well, you know, there was a tax seminar happening and I just had to sit in on that. Because, T gene.

If Kirk needs one, you do too

Capt Kirk“Stardate: 1434.5.”  Not being a Trekkie,  and therefore not convinced beyond a reasonable doubt, I think that’s how every Star Trek episode began. With some rather primitive special effects. Primitive, that is, when compared to a modern day, CGI point of reference. And then there was Captain James T. Kirk’s voice-over providing context, “Captain’s log, stardate 1434.5. Our destination is Sigma Iota II.”

I always loved the exotic names those Star Trek writers pinned on their planets; Cerberus II; Altair IV; Sakura Prime. But I often wondered, “What the heck’s a stardate anyway?”

So I looked it up.

According to Wikipedia, stardates are completely arbitrary. They don’t have real significance. Other, that is, than to keep the viewer from sensing a pattern, establishing an actual date, and then announcing, “There’s no way a tricorder’s going to be invented by then!” Hence the random sequencing of stardates.

But you know what?  There’s something else interesting about Captain Kirk’s voice-over. Something that each one of us can learn from.

And that is, Captain Kirk keeps a log. Imagine that! Somewhere out there, sometime in the 23rd century, there’s a captain of a sophisticated and advanced space vessel dutifully jotting down a travel log. Which, kind of, raises the question. Does Kirk actually have a log book? One made of paper and cardboard? And does he use an old-fashioned pencil too, to post his entries? Or is the log more of a futuristic, automated type of gizmo. With accelerometers and geo-fences, and God knows what else, that monitors and records every little degree of movement? You know, like an iPhone?

But never mind all that.

Because the point (and yes, it is taking me a long time to get to it) is that even Federation captains keep a log. And the bigger, more important point is that you should too. Especially, that is, if you’re claiming any sort of vehicle expense on your tax return.

Yes, I know. You’ve heard it all before. And no matter how often someone tells you about the importance of a vehicle log, it remains something you simply haven’t gotten around to. Sort of like going to gym. Or cleaning out the rain gutters.

There are, though, huge benefits to keeping a vehicle log. Monetary ones. For example, with a vehicle log, you’ll be sure to maximize the car expenses you can write off on your tax return. And with a log, you minimize the risk of having the tax folk (your silent partner that I mentioned in a prior post) disallow some, or all, of your vehicle expenses. So yeah, a vehicle log’s pretty important. Even if it is, at the same time, mundane and pedantic.

But hey, if you’re one of those Trekkie or techie types, I’ve got good news!

There are all kinds of high-tech solutions for tracking your mileage. Just download an app to your mobile device and let technology take care of it all for you. If you’re on an iPhone, check out these solutions. If, on the other hand, you’re an Androidite, then take a look at these..

So there you go. Now you can be the Captain Kirk of your business. Just do me a favour, deep-six the voice-over. And that weird stardate thing too.